I Never Fart, but sometimes I do lie. Only when I really have to. Green text stating "I Never Fart" against sky blue within a field of pretty yellow, white and green dandelions..puffy, white, dandelion seeds floating around on the breeze...just like the farts...that I would never fart.  Fits approximately women's size 5-10.  58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2% spandex.